How To Be June Cleaver

Difficulty: Easy

Time Required:  24 Hours

Here's How:

1.        Put on your prettiest dress every morning.

2.        Wear your most expensive pearls.

3.        Make sure the coffee is ready and hot for your husband.

4.        Prepare an elaborate breakfast and call the family down to eat.

5.        After breakfast, make sure the kitchen is spotless and glimmering.

6.        Vacuum while the family is gone so the house is in ship shape when they get home.

7.        Be at the door to greet the kids when they arrive home from school.

8.        Make sure the kids get their cold milk and fresh, warm cookies.

9.        After everyone is in bed and while no one is looking, slip into more comfortable clothes.

10.     Take the pearls off. You can be yourself again.

 

Tips:

1. If your dress isn't starched, it won't look as pretty.
2. Use real butter in the cookies. If you don't they won't taste as good.
3. Make sure the kids don't drink the milk straight out of the milk bottle!

By Debi Jenkins

 

--Just a little 50's humor for you.  Did you know that Tupperware has been around since 1946?  It's a CLASSIC!

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